don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
People get mad when you treat them how they treat you.